John Rambow

May 25

An “exile” in Belgium answers some questions from the authorities

Love this: 

1. What is your proficiency in French, Dutch, English and German?

When I’m drunk, I can speak French fluently. Dutch is not a language. English is what I think everyone should speak and German just upsets me. 


8. How often do you visit museums, operas, galleries etc in Brussels?

Rather than answering this question, I will pose you one in return. How can you expect me to visit museums, operas, galleries etc when your beer is stronger than most wines, with the inevitable consequence that I lie comatose in bed all day Saturday and Sunday? 

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